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Adopt Haunted Doll Prank Package Satire The onesie is already goneHaunted dolls with spine chilling backstories, each meticulously hexed by a witch to ensure authentic supernatural activity. You can adopt one of these eerie dolls and send it to a friend or an enemy, guaranteed to bring a lifetime of ghostly companionship. Each doll comes with a unique history, often involving tragic and mysterious events that keep the spirit within restless. These dolls demand constant care and attention; neglecting them can result